Time for a new adventure

So today marks the second day I'm assisting my brother. Today I'm not nervous. Why you might ask? He texts me sometime last night (because you know I'm already passed out by 8:30 pm) to ask if I want to join in for a Shaun T workout. OBVI. My brother was the one to introduce me to Insanity! He even burnt multiple discs of the workout. It's funny though - I asked him if his workouts are longer than 25 minutes because I started doing Focus T 25 ... and he's like " well I want to do a full workout but bring it anyways". Dude doesn't know that T25 makes Insanity look like child's play ... Aint he in for a TREAT! I look in the fridge and realize we literally have nothing. Like I can tell you right now what's in the fridge - a huge container of water, another huge jug of iced green tea, shit load of condiments, baking yeast (been there for almost 3 years) lol I swear I meant to make bread and just kept forgetting... until now. Umm..minced ga...

New month, new start. Well, technically my start will begin on Monday April 3rd. It will be a detox week of vegetables ONLY. Roasted vegetables in the oven or raw veggies .. but really, can you honestly say you crave raw veggies with no dip just plain? Ick. I can't say that at all. Half the time the veggies are so dry it feels like they get stuck partly on my uvula (you know the dangly thing at the back of your throat) - you're welcome, I taught you something. Gross name by the way. There are only two vegetables I can eat raw and they are water based anyways - cucumber and celery. Cucumber is my all time favourite vegetable .. no offense celery, you are great and all but having to bite and have that stringy crap come only a bit - not my thing. It's so tough. I don't have razer blades for teeth. I'm just shaking my head thinking about that.  Good news. I said I would go to the gym early today and guess what? THIS B*TCH DID IT! =) I set my alarm for 6:20 am an...